Friend: sooo, whatcha do last week
Me: oh, i had an argument with my science teacher about the 'Big Bang' and the chicken thoery. I said that the planets were made from a huge giganto alein chicken that laid eggs (the planets and combust into a fried chicken, KFC. for some reason my grade went lower after that day. Later, i created a plan to have an invasion at city hall and unleash my hamster/gummy bear, mutated monster, named Phelipe. after that i went to the retiring home, for the old, and gave a speach on how they will die.
Friend:....I meant, what we did in class on friday....
Me:....oh...we went swimming.
Friend:.....
Me:.....
Freind: you have alot of spare time, dontcha?
Me: Forget everything i said...EVERYTHING.
Freind: O____O
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NO, i don't have alot of spare time. If i did, i would have tooken over the planet and pluto by now.








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Im going to stare at you and make you feel veeeeeery uncomfortable, mmk? O_____O
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Im going to stare at you and make you feel veeeeeery uncomfortable, mmk? O_____O
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Think your life sucks? A man was nailed through his hands and feet onto a tree. Before that he was whipped and wore a crown of thorns. He committed no crime, but his blood was used to pay for our sins. His name was Jesus Christ.
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Im going to stare at you and make you feel veeeeeery uncomfortable, mmk? O_____O
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Think your life sucks? A man was nailed through his hands and feet onto a tree. Before that he was whipped and wore a crown of thorns. He committed no crime, but his blood was used to pay for our sins. His name was Jesus Christ.
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Im going to stare at you and make you feel veeeeeery uncomfortable, mmk? O_____O
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Think your life sucks? A man was nailed through his hands and feet onto a tree. Before that he was whipped and wore a crown of thorns. He committed no crime, but his blood was used to pay for our sins. His name was Jesus Christ.
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